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A person who masterbates way too much.

Scott is the biggiest monkey spanker I no.

by Jon Simon December 15, 2002
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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you monkeyspanner loofey
by andy thomas August 19, 2003
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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