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A person who masterbates way too much.

Scott is the biggiest monkey spanker I no.

by Jon Simon December 15, 2002
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you monkeyspanner loofey
by andy thomas August 19, 2003
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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