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Monkey Troll 

Usually classifies a man who is very unattractive. Typically someone who's hideousness eludes them, hence they will approach the most unattainable woman assuming that they have a possible chance.
Last night there was this total monkey troll macking on this hot chick! She was a perfect ten...dude was a total fugly assface! Man did he suffer from THS (total hid syndrome).
Monkey Troll by by Bambamsasa March 27, 2010
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Troll Monkey 

What a mother calls her child(s) when they are out of control, or misbehaving.
Come over here you little troll monkey, pick up this mess you made.