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Funk the monkey

You know I have to funk the monkey before bed
Funk the monkey by Ryan donnyee p December 5, 2025

monkey funker

non-swear version of mother f**ker
monkey funker by mousier bonjour February 3, 2003

monkey funky 

When something is B-bobbin shizle biscuit; flattering; amazing; cool; nice.
"Hey... that shirt is monkey funky!"
monkey funky by Nene December 10, 2003

monkey super funky 

When two drunk guys play videogames late at night.
Person1: Dude me and anas had a monkey super funky session last night

Person2: Nice bro
monkey super funky by FunnyXD December 22, 2019

hunky funky monkey 

a hot guy who scarily similar to a monkey, yet still has it going on. Computer adicted usually.
hunky funky monkey:brown/gray hair, blue eyes, well dressed or t-shirt and jeans with chips and soda stains, with massive, and I mean massive, ears that could kill Dumbo with a single swipe.

Funky Monkey 

The mixing of small amounts of left over alchohol to form a strong drink.
After the big party we made a funky monkey with the leftover booze.
Funky Monkey by Chelc June 18, 2004
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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