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1.
After a night of beer and curry abuse the morning after shit that causes severe ring sting leaves one walking like a monkey.
Dude, all that beer and curry last night has left my rusty bullet hole red raw, man i'm walking like a fucking monkey chuffer.
by Cheesy and PJ January 14, 2004
 
2.
One who violates the rear ends of monkeys.
John is a right monkey-chuffer!
by Urban Bob August 11, 2008