by Brainacles November 15, 2020
A member of the press who intentionally exaggerates the current state of affairs to satisfy a personal political bias.
Reporter: Although unemployment is at a record high, the fact the the DOW average has increased ten points is a sure sign that the economy is growing at a brisk pace.
Reader: Another fantasy land article written by a pump monkey.
Reader: Another fantasy land article written by a pump monkey.
by Misa Violet January 16, 2012
A relentless self-serving cheerleader for financial markets generally motivated by an ulterior motive, e.g. a liar.
"Experts" who promote their own "book," or investment strategy with an aim toward personal gain.
"Experts" who promote their own "book," or investment strategy with an aim toward personal gain.
by Adam Smith Jr. July 13, 2012
by Silicon Dogwoods August 13, 2020
A Pump Monkey is anyone who is the gas attendent at a gas station. This is one of the lowest jobs someone can have.
1 - Guess what! I got a job!
2 - Where?
1 - Gas Station, pumping gas!
2 - HA! You are such a Pump Monkey!
2 - Where?
1 - Gas Station, pumping gas!
2 - HA! You are such a Pump Monkey!
by Enigma Pie July 30, 2006
Monkey pumping is when you go to a morgue and find a Nigerian man, drag it to the woods the rip there teeth out. After ripping there teeth out you will throught fuck the corpse after finishing drink the nut from there mouth
by Jt_crawfish July 08, 2025
Stealing a dead Nigerian man from a morgue and ripping out it's teeth, then violently thrusting your genitalia into there mouth while making monkey noises, after ejaculation squeeze there throught and drink the semen from there mouth.
by Jt_crawfish July 08, 2025