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1.Someone or something being of or looking like a monkey.

2. It can take the place of any other word.
1.You're such a monker.

2. Go monker yourself, or you're a shit monker.
by Ace November 20, 2004
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A man who resembles a monkey
that guy looks a bit like a monkers
by dude who knows words July 10, 2011
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Hey man I have a cute litter monker called Sam!
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hip, post-modern term to describe an odd friend you haven't seen in a while
I haven't seen Matt in like a year, he's such a monker.
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short for Monkey Fucker.
Mon+ker=Monker. Used when someone is being a total ass.
"He hung up on me! What a monker!"
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man honkers. when a male is very fat and appears to have man honkers or monkers.
Johnny: HAHAHA check out that fatass over there.
Joe: I KNOW, you can see his monkers from hear!
Johnny: No shit sherlock, they're only like triple d's.
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