A foreign species, not native of any particular origin, but most commonly mistaken to have relations to the Ding and Dong Dynasty. Known for his ability to write small, kick high and blow things up, The Mongolian Matador has a quiet demeanor but possesses the ferociousness of the once known to be extinct, Wolverine. This species is rare because most died out during the samurai era. Some have been seen in the Bronx and in Eastern Regions of Long Island. Distinguishable by the long, rubber band tied Ryu (from street fighter) hair do.

Put against a wall, this creature is known to mimic the forgone Mr. Miagi with Matrix speed neck chops.

Approach with caution.
The Mongolian Matador was last seen drinking endless bottles of pepsi.
by Big Jon'e January 27, 2009
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A sexual act in which the female is underneath a standing male and he starts titty fucking her. While this is happening the Female gives gim a rim job.
"Dude me and this chick totaly had a Mongolian Wind Chime goin the other night!"
by nkivs May 27, 2009
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A physically and/or mentally demanding vacation that usually results in a new found respect for the people/place visited and a renewed sense of perspective on life. Derived from Vincent’s vacation to Mongolia in September 2011
Kiran: Vince, you look completely exhausted. Didn’t you just come back from vacation?

Vincent: Yeah totally dude, but it was a Mongolian vacation.
by Vincent Wali September 13, 2011
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