Monday Shits

1. term used when you have common amounts of work on Monday.
2. Also used where every Monday You wake up taking a crap or coming home and taking a crap.
3. Where you have a tremendous amount of work on Monday.

Great more work from school, classic case of the Monday Shits.

by Rightfulone411 February 18, 2015

monday/tuesday

A mythical day that does not existing somewhere between Monday and Tuesday where everything will be settled

Uncle Mike said you will get your money, monday/tuesday

We never got our money

by Tower88 November 24, 2021

Monday fever

An illness that affects metal workers and welders. Named because you build a tolerance but the weekend break allows you to be susceptible to the metal fumes again. So it is most commonly felt on monday. Also known as metal fume fever

I got Monday fever from welding earlier and now I got the shakes.

by NowWithEctasy May 11, 2019

Tap tit monday

As there is a slap ass Friday, there is now a tap tit Monday all you do is tap their tit (if they are a girl)

“Hey Sarah!” *taps tit*

“Ow what was that for?!”
“It’s tap tit Monday!”

by A bitch that makes holidays March 18, 2020

what wins on sunday sells on monday

A sentence that derived from racing meaning whatever won on the race day will have a increase in demands the day after.

Guy 1: why does mercedes win every race?
Guy 2: i don't know but what wins on sunday sells on monday man

by elongatedeel June 29, 2021

Dub-a-lub Monday

Getting black out on Monday drinking Dupra Vodka.

Are you coming over for Dub-a-lub Monday?

by Red Drank December 7, 2007

Monday moment

It’s like Thursday moment but objectively better :)

Damn bro that’s a Monday moment

by TSK007 April 11, 2023