Blue Monday

There is none in your Sunday clothes.

... for there's no Blue Monday in your Sunday clothes!

by kubik2233 March 23, 2017

Blue Monday

Blue Monday, Blue Day is a badass song sang by the rock group Foreigner....

You really should rethink your girl, all she does is make you have a Blue Monday, everyday a Blue Day!!

by DevilWoman.inthenextroom January 25, 2021

Holy Monday

The lag for religious people after Holy Week but they still think it is.

Kevin: wow, I never thought Holy Week would end
Tony: what are you talking about? it's Holy Monday!

by KevinTV April 24, 2011

Melon Monday

When you eat melon on twitch on a Monday.

Wow it's Melon Monday already???

by NickBurp January 25, 2021

Meatball Monday

somebody who rushes to the nearest source of food and takes the best seat available

person 1: where should we go?
person 2: let's get food before meatball monday

by KlagtrinFoghorn September 19, 2023

cupcheck monday

Every Monday guys cupcheck other guys as a joke, some cupchecks are very painful, so guys be careful and cover your penis!

Monday came and i remembered that it was cupcheck monday, i got to class walking very fast and covering my penis. I saw many guys getting hit in the dick and laughing, some almost crying. Mondays always struck fear in guys, especially me!

by crazyguy83 May 13, 2015

Monday Bitch

No one likes her but she always come around!

George: What's up with Keisha?
Linda: Nothing, she's a Monday Bitch.

by kidcb December 3, 2015