Momvelope

Another name for a excessively large/open vagina, usually a result of child birth or too much DVDA.

"I got a date with Nadya Suleman tonight." "Ohh damn dude...be careful, I hear she has a wicked momvelope!"
"Ohh right dude, I hope I have enough postage for that shit."

by Knobye February 4, 2009