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2.
one who nails the mothers of other people
jas and trevor are the ultimate mommers, they've got about 60 of them
by jastrevchahalsails July 08, 2005
 
1.
An Appalachian term for mother.
I love you, Mommer' 'How's your Mommer an them?'
by Longhairedcountrygirl August 21, 2010
 
3.
Someone who immediately goes after a person's mother if you talk smack to them
Unsuspecting jokester: Hey, 1982 called and said it wants that shirt back.

Mommer: Oh yeah, that's not what your mother said when I was nailing her last night.

Unsuspecting jokester: Huh?
by ITGuy1972 May 18, 2010