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(n.) - weak one-ply toilet paper that tears off from the initial tug by the user in order to create the necessary momentum to tear off a sufficient amount to wipe one's ass pocket. Usually, the aforementioned user will be a shit pocket themselves, and discard this paper onto the floor of a public restroom for the master of custodial arts to come and clean up.
The plethora of momentum paper on the ground suggests that we're out of shit paper.
by MeezyK November 17, 2011
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