|1.||Molesting a turd|
Arousal or sexual pleasure derived from intentionally "Prairie Dogging" ones turd, making it slide in and out of the rectum.
"What took you so long in the bathroom?"
"Sorry, I was molesting a turd for a bit and had to wait for my erection to go away."
^ This is a good response if you don't want people to ask why you took long in the bathroom ever again