moking

The act of smoking a cigarette or stogie through a hole in ones neck. This word was derived from the people who have a hole in their trachea (which they smoke from) and pronounce "smoking" as "moking" because they can't pronouce the "s" sound.
Pronounced = "mo-king" or "moke"

old man- *using a voice box* "mmmm Jimmm and I....mmm we went moking after work"

by WeedMokers9999 September 6, 2005

Moked

messed up, rekt, doinked, ruined, destroyed, devastated, lay waste, ravaged, demolished, wrecked, wiped out, flatten

derelict, in ruins, dilapidated, ruinous, tumbledown, ramshackle, decrepit, falling to pieces, crumbling, decaying, disintegrating...

There was only one donut in the bag left for me, and it was all moked up.
Who moked up the last piece of pizza?
The candy wrapper was completely moked.

by SampoFinn November 3, 2018

$moke

someone usually in the caribbean, who is of good quality, but they always packin some kind of heat with em 24/7.

ehh yo man, he a regular $Moke on da block.

by joseph smith April 19, 2005

moke

verb, to smoke marijuanna.

Yo guys we should totally go hit up the spot and go moke.

Hey yo J-mur and T-Beezy lets hop in the mazda 3 and go moke on a spills run!

by k-zirk October 17, 2010

moke

Mob muscle.

When Guido fell behind his payment schedule the loan sharks sent over the mokes for a tune-up.

by Anton Chigurh January 8, 2009

moke

(As a noun)- A Mario joke.
(As a verb)- The act of making a Mario joke.

Mario mokes.

Mokes make me pee my pants.

To moke is only for the most of hilarious of individuals.

If Mario keeps moking, I think I'll cry.

by Mari-yo-yo December 11, 2010

moking

a range of highly mysterious and inappropriate acts, which most often occur poolside. They are hard to define specifically since there is usually no lifeguard on duty to observe their occurrence.

"moking is strictly prohibited in the pool area!"

"hey hey- why don't we head down to the pool and do some moking around?? no one's awake to catch us this late!"

by Natasha Everette June 8, 2010