The man known as Moistnuggetz is shady...he rarely shows himself in public and spends most of his time adding to his cow shrine, where he worships them. Most people don't understand his true nature and are quick to judge him. People must learn to respect his great wisdom and his ability to cook wonderful noodles...

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"Oh god, my penis feels so good."
Moistnuggetz can make the sun bleed....
by Nick Bushway January 1, 2012
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