Moises is a man of value. Hes unique, funny, handsome, sexy, god ladies hes a dream come true. My Moises is just perfect. Moises is a loving person and even tho at first he might seem blank hes a hell of a hand full. He can be a lot at some times but youll get used to it. He is loyal, believe it or not. Hes the best friend to have and does the most stupid shit possible. Hes so fun to hangout with. Hes pretty chill but energetic when you take his phone. If your dating moises prepare yourself its gonna be a bumpy ride. Moises can be an asshole sometimes but youll learn to except it. Just know no matter what he'll always love you through thick and thin. He loves you so much. You might fight but its ok. Love keeps us together. Try not to overthink the small things he does. Hes a human he makes mistakes too. Just know hes going through a lot too. No matter what you need to be there for him. Hes struggling. Hes so sexy. So handsome. So cute. So fineee. So hot. So funny. So silly. So awesome. So amazing. SO PERFECT. You best treat him like your hes your diamond. Hes fragile and delicate so be careful, dont break his heart. But also dont let him lie its not a good habit. Tell him good things, make his day. Make him confident in who he is. Help him get stronger. Help him. This is all mostly advise for dating him. Im dating moises and i love him a lot < 3 he loves me too.
Guy: dont tell me thats who i think it is -_- Girl: oh my god he finally showed up, look ik you dont like moises but im in love with him so get used to it :D Guy: god dammit how does he pull all the ladies -_-
by Kiara Payne :P April 10, 2022
A term coined by Gerardo Alvarez of San Diego, California in reference to marijuana while talking code. Either over the phone or in front of people. It can be used in short as Mois.
In Spanish: Saca la moises. or Donde esta Moises?
In English: Do you know were Moises is? or Is Moises going to come today?
In English: Do you know were Moises is? or Is Moises going to come today?
by fictional reality October 22, 2008
Moises is rude, loud, obnoxious boy with dark hair and eyes who spends his class time finding ways to annoy the people around him.
by #THETRUTHREAPER June 30, 2018
A guy that is very cute but is gay. He doesn't seem gay at first but then when you have a conversation with a Moises you will realize how gay he is. A lot of girls will have a crush on a Moises without knowing that he is gay. FEMALES DO NOT DATE A MOISES, YOU WILL ONLY REALIZE THAT HE IS GAY AND BE HEARTBROKEN.
by OH YEEESSSS PAPI February 13, 2019
Rude,disrespectful,annoying and mean he will say whatever gets you mad he will be extra if you ever meet one beat him uppp he will ruin your friendships and relationships.
Moises is annoying
by Luciana.Spence November 7, 2019
Moises has a small penis
by youngdagerdict November 27, 2018