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A small chinese penguin, that feels attracted to large gorillas. They also never shower in the mornings as a sign for mating
"Ew that small thing over there smells funny" "He must be a Moffat"
by James Allan May 06, 2008
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A man who looks like a douche but somehow still manages to pick up perfect tens.
Steve is totally a Moffat but damn look at that chick he's with she is a perfect ten
by Quirkly February 19, 2011
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- Foul-smelling, fairy beasht.
- Can obtain legendary status on occasions.
"That dirty Moffat is after oil-checking me with my own finger!! How does he do it??"
by Marty Scanlon November 07, 2007
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A cross breed between a goblin and a troll, a Moffat doesnt live beneath a bridge and doesnt eat sheep but takes pleasure in seeing little children. Also has an extremely odd personality but when provoked will get very angry
He's as mad as a Moffat
by jp29 July 07, 2012
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one who has become wildly drunk, in a hilarious manner to the rest of the party.
Dude, that guy is straight moffat. He just headbutted a garbage can!
by jjmcdnnc April 04, 2010
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A person who is the lowest form of ultimate scum.
"Man you smell like a right moffat"
by Larry 2.0 April 27, 2007
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