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A Mock turtle occurs when one has what feels like a poo brewing, and upon trying to defecate finds nought not even or gas.
I felt a huge shit brewing so went and laid a dissappointing mock turtle and I had not even a wiff of gas.
by Athadan October 25, 2009
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