Urban Dictionary: Mock turtle

1.	Mock turtle
	A Mock turtle occurs when one has what feels like a poo brewing, and upon trying to defecate finds nought not even or gas. I felt a huge shit brewing so went and laid a dissappointing mock turtle and I had not even a wiff of gas. buy mock turtle mugs & shirts mock turtel ghost poo ghost poop mick turtle mock tortle by Athadan Oct 25, 2009 add a video

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