Brian Mittman
A well-respected and well-known lawyer who lives in NYC and studies the Triangle Factory Fire. He often has over 70 lovers each week. He is known for constantly radiating swagger, pimp-ness, and the ability to please a woman the way no other man can. He is known as a figure who is combined between Chuck Norris and Chairman Mao. Apparently upon first sight, one can cry from His glorious golden skin and His luxurious flowing hair. He is too godly to have a picture shown here, but looking Him up is encouraged. When someone references Brian Bittman, it is the highest comparison possible. One would be comparing something to an untamed God that nobody can control or tell what to do. Many songs have been written about His glory and knowledge
Person 1: "OMG Katniss Everdeen is such a Brian Mittman!"
Person 2: "I disagree. No mere mortal can compare to the lionlike prowess that Brian Mittman's soul possesses."
Person 1: "You're right, now let's go stare at a picture of Him for 2 hours"
Person 2: "Better make that 5."
Person 2: "I disagree. No mere mortal can compare to the lionlike prowess that Brian Mittman's soul possesses."
Person 1: "You're right, now let's go stare at a picture of Him for 2 hours"
Person 2: "Better make that 5."
Brian Mittman by LapisLazuli22 January 31, 2015
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