Mitch the mole

A gay object call Mitch the mole plays with his cool friends that don’t like him. He is one of the most small dicked people in town and Jesus doesn’t love him.

What a Mitch the mole

by Mitch the mole October 27, 2018

mitch carmichael

Shifty West Virginian politician. Frequently fails at counting to five. Sits on a throne of lies.

Hater of teachers, children, working WV families. also hates John Denver songs, pepperoni rolls, cardinals, rhododendron, brook trout, sugar maple trees, and the WV Mountaineers.

There is no school Monday: thanks Mitch Carmichael.

by WV Strong March 4, 2018

girl Mitch

Mitch is a very extroverted girl. She is also boy-crazy. She is honest about her feelings and loves you no matter what. If you get her as a girlfriend, You’d be very lucky. She will get a little offended easily but won’t stay mad at you forever. She is very pretty and has all the boys chasing her. She is not very straight up but will be honest if you’re close with her. She likes taking chances.

“Bro me and Mitch are dating!”

“ No way man!”
“ Yea way! She is soooo hot and pretty.”

“ Man, You got real lucky!”

girl Mitches are much better than boy Mitches.

by oh period. April 28, 2022

TT Mitch

someone who is so incredibly dead at football that they can miss an open net 2 metres out

player 1: he's got an open goal
player 2: don't worry its TT Mitch

by tichmiller101 November 16, 2020

HJ Mitch

L game, go-karting merchant, into his 4th cousin and still got no rizz

HJ Mitch simped and bought nuggets for women and they ate them and ran away L rizz

by HJMitchNorizz December 1, 2022

Mitch McConnell Eyes

When you’re in bed giving your best pump to a person who’s eyes stare blankly into space as if any emotional and physical attachment to that moment are completely numb and oblivious to the current situation at hand.

Broh I was slinging the MADDEST pipe to this girl last night but she kept giving me them “Mitch McConnell eyes” and there’s zero probability that I was the issue.

by Underwhelming personality July 31, 2023

mitch and aston

Two people who love eachother unconditionally <3
They think the world of eachother =)
They will always be faithful and will never hurt eachother.
One day they will get a nice little home together, go on amazing holidays, get married and have gorgeous children.
Will be together happily forever!!
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Mitch and aston!

by astmitch March 22, 2012