When a males pants, shorts, or any garment covering the penis is pulled extra tight against his member. The male version of camel toe.
Hey Sally, check out that guy over there in that speedo. He is sporting a mean mistletoe.
by Jungle Gym December 29, 2008
Top Definition
a parasitic plant with white berries, traditionally used as a Christmas decoration
Been Kissed Under A Mistletoe
by sitri December 20, 2006
The only plant that legally allows you to mouth rape your co-worker at the Christmas party
Joe- Mary totally got mouth raped under the mistletoe at the Christmas party.
Fred- yeah it was awesome. And totally legal!
by jjfred June 29, 2010
What Ms. Claus gets when her pants are too tight. Similar to cameltoe.
Wow Ms. Claus's pants are too tight. You can see her mistletoe!
by Mike Ockizard December 18, 2006
Christmas plant people hang somewhere hangable in the seiling (on christmas) and if you stand under it with someone you both have to kiss.
"Yo! i kissed Karen under the mistletoe"
by kdubheiress October 01, 2011
A parasitic shrub commenly used as a christmas decoration
"Your mistletoe is no match for my TOW missle!"
by hash is brown November 13, 2003
When someone wants to hold a specific happening or event over your head.
You knew what you were doing when you cheated and you did it anyways! You just earned your mistletoe, asshole.
by jade quien June 18, 2014
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