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when a guy attaches a mistletoe onto his penis to usually get his girlfriend or just get a girl to kiss or suck it. A christmas joke but can also be very fun
girl: " I remember one day on christmas I was with my boyfriend and we were in his room and later he surprised me with him holding a mistletoe on top of his dick ! I had to think for a bit then kinda realized in my head, my boyfriend got my a mistlechode for christmas. Tho it was quite enjoyable"
by msKidCrusher May 27, 2013