When your wife or girlfriend is pregnant, give her some pigtails for handles make her face the stairwell and ride her down them stairs while sitting on her back like a pro! the ultimate birth control
"she told me she was pregnant, so i gave her a missouri bobsled"
"watch out she might fuck yea and get you some kids, that allright ill just get her a missouri bobsled!"
i won the gold medal for missouri bobsledding back in '93
"watch out she might fuck yea and get you some kids, that allright ill just get her a missouri bobsled!"
i won the gold medal for missouri bobsledding back in '93
by fenton militia December 15, 2007