Miss Tell 

When a person IM's or messages the wrong person.
mostly if the person sending the message sends something personal

Guy1 to Guy2 : yeah so what did you two do last night???
Guy2 to Girlfriend (miss-tell) : well me and her went ass to mouth and then i just strait fucked her vag
Girlfriend to Guy2 : WTF YOU ASSHOLE!!!! WHO WERE U TELLING?!?!?!?
Guy1 to Guy2 : sooooo???
Guy2 to Guy1 : .......................


^^^^^ Epic Miss Tell

Miss Tell by Squishy Saturn February 16, 2009

Misstell 

When you accidentally write something and send it to the wrong person in a written communication. Most commonly with Instant Messaging, but also in texting and emailing.

Roo: "Dood Shax's mom is hawt."
Shax: "I's gonna stab you's inda jaw!"
Roo: "Woops misstell!"

Misstell by Shmalexxxxx April 28, 2009

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012