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A foreign body, usually a combination of shitty toilet paper and pubes encountered while "partaking of the captain's pie"
"Christ! these minge biscuits aren't exactly putting me in the mood."
by don smoothy May 07, 2008
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(n): to be eaten by a pussy, like a biscuit. like bein pussywhipped but 500 times worse. your soul is usually swallowed into the chasms most capacious depths, which considering its size, soon after becomes strangley elusive...
"john is so pussy whipped its obscene. hes guna become a primetime minge biscuit if he dont put that bitch in her place."
by >>killer7<< March 06, 2008
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