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When you get your girl all hot and bothered by whispering, "That's a nice everything you have there. Would be a shame if something happened to it" in the style of a creeper in the middle of sex. Use with caution. This is some kinky shit and it works 100% of the time 50% of the time, so just be careful. Me: That'ssssss a nice everything you have there. Would be a shame if something happened to it
Her: Oh my god, do me Me: Minecraft sex. Works every time. |
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