Mimp

A Michael simp that simps extremely hard for Hanta which can also be considered a Himp

Did you see Mimp last night? Aww man I did he was Mimping so hard for Hanta Man I feel bad for that Mimp.

by Valf February 15, 2022

Mimp

Mimp (plural mimps) (slang) A women who foolishly overvalues a man and puts him on a pedestal.

example: girl’s best friend: you should breakup with him he abuses you
Girl: I could never do such thing he is the love of my life
*1 day ago
Abusive boyfriend: BITCH THERE’S NO MUSTARD ON MY SANDWICH, GET YOUR HOE ASS PUSSY AND PUT MUSTARD ON MY MUSTARD YOU USELESS DISHWASHER!!!!!!!!
Girl: yes honey
Now:

Girl’s best friend: you gotta stop mimping
Girl: what’s that

Girl’s best friend: it means you gotta stop overvaluing a man who treats you like shit

by PoisonGod June 5, 2020

Mimp

A Mom who is a simp for her children. Favoritism to one or more of the children that are biologically hers.

Carol: Did you see Stacy talking about how her kids the best on the soccer team?
Nadya: Yeah, she was being a total Mimp.

Scotty: Bro, my stepmoms son gets away with anything, he can do whatever he wants while I would be yelled at
Aidan: Yeah, your stepmom is a total Mimp

by CaptainObv March 30, 2020