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Milwaukee Triceratops 

A sexual position involving vaginal penetration with the penis, and then double-fisting into the woman's ass. So-named because the configuration of hands and penis resembles the layout of the three horns of a Triceratops - one of the most noteworthy fossil records of which was found outside Milwaukee , Wisconsin in 1994.
My man gave me a Milwaukee Triceratops, and now I can't sit down without pain.
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