Milton Vermont is a quiet and boring town. Yet recently Milton has been making many improvements. Milton has many blossoming businesses and Milton's education is also growing. Milton has it's share of kids who are easy or drink and do drugs. Every town does. Milton's reputation is just "popular" because everyone wants to point at someone to say, "hey atleast I'm not that guy." Nearly all rumors are just old stereotypes. People just want to put down someone else to make themselves feel better.
Girl- "Oh, no way ____ is pregnant?! Well that's one for us and six for Milton! What? She slept with three guys on the football team? Better than Milton I heard one girl slept with the whole soccer team?!"

Milton, VT- "Yeah _______ broke up with _______ and now he's spreading nasty rumors around at his school, just because she wouldn't sleep with him!"
by MonPseudonym October 5, 2011
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