The plan of most Millennials to party, attend music festivals, take drugs, drink alcohol, live off of loans, hook up with multiple partners and travel the world until reaching their 30s when they will overnight settle down with a Hail Mary Husband or Wife and live a quiet life in the suburbs.
The biggest rebels against quarantine are single millennial women in their 30s. They started off staying home and baking banana bread, but after a few months they broke down because they cannot let COVID-19 stop their momentum. They spent the past decade rejecting good guys as apart of their Millennial Master Plan to party and then settle down in exactly the year 2020. They never anticipated an obstacle like this.
by Millennial X September 18, 2020
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