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A person that has never served in the military and covers it up by posing as a soldier. Military RPG typically requires the poser to purchase several military surplus items and an internet based education regarding weapons. Military RPG can also be played professionally by police officers, corrections officers, security guards, and government employees.
Military RPG Player: "Hey, look at my high powered rifle"

Veteran: "That's neat"

Military RPG Player: "I bet you don't know as much about it as I do"

Veteran: "Are you trying to pretend you know more about weapons than I do because you are intimidated by my military service?"

Military RPG Player: "No, I'm just playing Military RPG"
by RealWarriorUSA November 10, 2012