Mileven depression is when you watch stranger things season two and watch he mileven kiss and feel sad. Symptoms include Finn Wolfhard obsession, jealousy of Millie Bobby Brown, headaches, nausea, and death.
by Finn is the best March 18, 2018
caused by the love of eleven and mike wheeler. will make you emotionally unstable and your heart will be warm. you love mike wheeler and eleven.
"i think i have mileven depression"
by janehoppermikewheeler February 15, 2018
Mileven depression: Mileven depression is caused by the love of Mike Wheeler and Eleven Hopper. Your Happy and Sad at the same time. You just love Mileven. You love it so much you have depression about it. You watch Mileven edits all day.The Symptoms for Mileven Depression is heavy breathing, Uncontrollabll crying when you see andything Mileven, losing sleep, can’t stop thinking about Mileven, Having trouble focusing, and if you have not watch season2 of stranger things you will suffer even more with Mileven Depression. And it take 353 to recover. Many don’t recover....
by Eleven..Mike..love.. January 24, 2019
Its when you watched the kiss between MIke and EL. You see the way he looks at her. You have watched stranger things over and over again. You are pissed because season 3 doesn't come out until 2019. You screenshot a billion pictures of mileven and have run out of storge. Side effects include crying, suicide, depression and death. You have OCD and a Finn obssesion. You are jealous of MIllie but love her at the same time. It is one of those few times that you ship JIllie so that Millie doesn't steal your man. Only 353 more days until season 3 comes out :).
by strangerthlngies June 5, 2018
causes you to cry through the night, have heartaches and headaches, an itchy leg, curly hair and uncontrollable nose and ear bleeds. It lasts for 353 at the maximum.
by uniberry4 March 13, 2018
To find the mileven depression cure, you have to binge watch stranger things about 011 or 353 times. It's about eating eggo® waffles while finding Will. If after that you'll not undepressed, watch mileven edits on YouTube so you can cry even more. Actually, there's no cure to the mileven depression. If you really want to know, ask the mind flayer.
by itsfinnwolfhardbae February 8, 2018
The goofiest of the goofiest ships. A disease that can spread by just breathing the same air as a Mileven shipper. Make cause violent vomiting, headaches, nausea, seizures, heart attacks, coughing up blood etc. If you or someone you know have experiences these symptoms, my advice is to contact your doctor or contact the duffer brothers and convince them to make byler and elmax canon. The symptoms will disappear within three-five business days.
by Byleriscanon100% April 18, 2023