The Russian kid that came out of nowhere and you are pretty sure his dad has connections to the mafia.
Mikhail usually spends time watching anime, especially Jojo's Bizzare Adventure.
Mikhail also enjoys BDSM while he rarely has sex with random Russian women, choking is among one of his favorites along with spanking and whipping.
Mikhail usually spends time watching anime, especially Jojo's Bizzare Adventure.
Mikhail also enjoys BDSM while he rarely has sex with random Russian women, choking is among one of his favorites along with spanking and whipping.
Dude, have you seen that Mikhail kid? He just appeared out of nowhere!
I thought the new kid was already weird enough, I saw BDSM porn and spanking videos is his search history along with some gay ass anime shit, he must be a Mikhail!
Kid 1: Hey Mikhail, where is your dad?
Mikhail: ...the line at the liquor store is just really long, that's why he isn't here.,
Kid 1: lol faggot!
I thought the new kid was already weird enough, I saw BDSM porn and spanking videos is his search history along with some gay ass anime shit, he must be a Mikhail!
Kid 1: Hey Mikhail, where is your dad?
Mikhail: ...the line at the liquor store is just really long, that's why he isn't here.,
Kid 1: lol faggot!
by MexicanBoi13 January 30, 2019
Russian dude that watches JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, plays the piano and doesn't eat lunch anywhere but at home. One can never be sure about his sexuality but everyone is attracted to him. He has a lot of female friends but isn't interested in any of them. Mikhail is looks about 5 years older than he actually is but is usually the youngest in the group. In his free time he hangs on discord, plays single-player games or shooters. Mikhail does NOT like Ark: Survival Evolved. Most of his male friends names start with M: Milos, Mateusz or Michael. Also Mikhail seems to pass any test without studying any longer than an hour.
by Tactician123456789 November 23, 2021
by Domiod January 8, 2019
A large-nosed fella who, without reason, is equipped with large toes. As it is written in the law of the land, Mikhail does not understand basic social etiquette. He will sometimes sit down next to you and stare at you dead in the eyes and say, "Am I being weird right now?" A girl on a bed thinks Mikhail is beautiful, but a guy in a chair thinks Mikhail is a delicious dick-hole with a dream.
Why is Mikhail here?
by Michael Fucker October 8, 2018
Mikhail is an asshole. He always ignores people and only loves himself. He thinks that he is a big dick but in real he can be only a piece of shit nothing more. Furthermore he is stupid af his Instagram account sucks.
by Someone that has a crush on May 22, 2017
He is a confederate. He also looks exactly like Jonesy from Fortnite. He is really racist. he is also autistic. He is a Republican.
Mikhail is dumb as fuck
by Obesekid April 6, 2022
by Neeeoowwww August 25, 2019