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A man subjected to phone calls in bars. However, this man doesn't exist! (And if he does, I'd like to shake his hand. Well, if I wanted to do that, I'd just shake my dick, wouldn't I.)
<Bartender> Hey, is Mike Rotch here? Has anyone seen Mike Rotch lately?
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 14, 2003
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The person that anyone who makes a prank phone call seems to be wondering if you've seen lately.
Hell, I was just wondering if you'd seen Mike Rotch around?
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the persone every ones looking for but cant seem to find. Hahahaha losers who cant find mike rotch
aka m y c ro t ch lol ahahhaha
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