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1.
The CEO of the Abercrombie & Fitch clothing line.
Mike Jeffries is a crazed anthropomorphic stack of kindling and hymen flesh and who bought into his own hype machine!
by Nude Fontanelle February 06, 2009
 
2.
A discriminating old guy that is the CEO of Abercrombie and Fitch that only wants attractive people to wear his clothes even though he looks hideous.
Mike Jeffries: "I only want attractive people in my stores".

Person: "Then you better get out of your store".
by KX12 May 19, 2014