all neo progressive members of the squad minus aoc are responsible for bringing about the 2018 us midterms
by Sexydimma November 30, 2019
Pre-Midterm Procrastination Disease (PMPD for short) is a disease reserved especially for the week before Midterms.
College and High School students are extremely vulnerable.
The most popular symptoms of the disease include:
Updating your facebook every 5-10 minutes hoping someone will reply.
Checking your emails constantly, hoping someone will send you something.
Texting your buddies for answers on test reviews and praying your teacher won't compare your work.
Speed reading your notes and claiming to your professor you've "studied well."
Crying for no apparent reason.
Writing papers at 2 in the morning.
Getting "distracted" constantly because of hunger or thirst.
There is one effective cure to this phenomenon.
The only possible cure is the winter break after testing, where students only have to really worry if they passed their midterms or not.
College and High School students are extremely vulnerable.
The most popular symptoms of the disease include:
Updating your facebook every 5-10 minutes hoping someone will reply.
Checking your emails constantly, hoping someone will send you something.
Texting your buddies for answers on test reviews and praying your teacher won't compare your work.
Speed reading your notes and claiming to your professor you've "studied well."
Crying for no apparent reason.
Writing papers at 2 in the morning.
Getting "distracted" constantly because of hunger or thirst.
There is one effective cure to this phenomenon.
The only possible cure is the winter break after testing, where students only have to really worry if they passed their midterms or not.
Girl: Hey, did you study for all of your midterms yet?
Guy: Nah, I'm suffering from Pre-Midterm Procrastination Disease.
Guy: Nah, I'm suffering from Pre-Midterm Procrastination Disease.
by Moma Laquifa December 14, 2009
Something I'm about to fail, because I am not about to try to memorize the answer to 100+ questions. Fuck midterms, they can suck my cunt ;)
by migyp December 10, 2021
A word meant to deceive college students into thinking there will only be one exam halfway through the term, when in reality there are multiple; essentially, a trick professors use to make college students think their class is easier than it actually is.
"Bro, I just finished my midterm! Now all we have is the final!"
"Bro, did you not look at the syllabus? We still have five more midterms, and the last one is the week before finals!"
"Bro, did you not look at the syllabus? We still have five more midterms, and the last one is the week before finals!"
by ya tilted bro? November 26, 2019
Gangster to the extreme.
When found, he is surrounded by girls.
Sports a necklace "ICE" and a pierced ear.
Rips every T-shirt he owns or will own.
When found, he is surrounded by girls.
Sports a necklace "ICE" and a pierced ear.
Rips every T-shirt he owns or will own.
"Let's go pimp some girls...aw nuts, Midterm Kim beat us to it".
"If you want to know what buffness is, look at Midterm Kim".
"If you want to know what buffness is, look at Midterm Kim".
by Anonymous April 29, 2003
Similar to Seasonal Affective Disorder, SMD occurs at the same time every year, typically the late September to Early October (unless you are on the quarter system in which case F*** you). Symptoms include long hours in the library, lack of hygiene and exercise, and even in rare cases transport to an alternate dimension where everyone is sleep deprived and has a constant headache. Typically only last 1-2 weeks, but if your professor is one of these guys: "I'm going to have my midterm on the off weeks so that you guys aren't overwhelmed", it can last the entire semester.
"You look sad, is something wrong?"
"Nothing in particular, its just that Seasonal Midterm Disorder's got me down,"
"Oh know, will it end soon?"
"Nope, my professor decided to have 'small' tests every two weeks instead of midterms"
"Well, you're fucked"
"Nothing in particular, its just that Seasonal Midterm Disorder's got me down,"
"Oh know, will it end soon?"
"Nope, my professor decided to have 'small' tests every two weeks instead of midterms"
"Well, you're fucked"
by Jim? James? Jimothy? October 3, 2017
On October 12 any student gets to eat their midterm and if they eat the whole thing there are no repercussions to their grade.
by flowers<3 October 12, 2023