Midnight Moo 

A Midnight Moo is the act of defecating on another person's face as the clock strikes 12. The person committing this act must also MOO like a cow simultaneously.

Tim: "Yo bro, Nick was being an asshole last night; lets fucking give him a midnight moo tonight."

Bob: "Totally dude. Lets get his ass"

Midnight Moo by Brosif Kony August 3, 2012

Midnight Mood™ 

Dangerous mood that originally only occurred at midnight, but has now evolved to affect the human brain and soul at any time during the day. Be aware, it is dangerous. You might get stuck in either a beautiful, euphoric, melancholic, angry, breathtaking, or all of the above and more, mood that might cause your ideas and thoughts to completely take over your body. Be cautious, midnight mood™ might lead to amazing things, such as you finding true happiness, but it also might result in you ending up at a train station somewhere at 4am in Australia writing fanfics about your own characters and dancing to songs that are playing in your head. But maybe that’s your dream?

catsruletheworld: The midnight mood™ is starting to kick in
scentaurx: I know, right! I feel invincible... but also confused

Midnight Mood™ by scentaurx October 30, 2020

Midnight Moose 

Morning breath.
The story of the Midnight Moose is that it's a moose, who goes around at night taking dumps in people's mouths as they sleep. So when they wake up, they have bad breath.

Lastnight I was visted by the Morning Moose.

Midnight Moose by dmeech February 4, 2005

Midnight Moonpie 

When you ejaculate on someone's face when they are sleeping

Who ever falls asleep first gets a midnight moonpie!

Midnight Moonpie by BigRonda November 28, 2012

midnight moos 

Midnight moos is when you have a girl over but she was gross, or just bad! Like a cow.. moo

“bro, how was last night, was she good??”
“nah fam, it was midnight moos”
“jeez, she must of been bad”

midnight moos by Punanichicken December 12, 2019

meet May at midnight and dance with me in the moonlight 

On valentine's day, when you and your Everything meet up and you spend time together, and the feeling of pure joy overwhelmes your body. Just seeing their smile makes you the happiest person on earth and this sentence describes everything you would to for them. Midnight is the enchantment hour when everything is possible and magic happens, dancing is the emotion and feelings you share and moonlight is the light to your future :)

"meet May at midnight and dance with me in the moonlight" it read.

meet May at midnight and dance with me in the moonlight by Dia ;) February 13, 2021

meet May at midnight and dance with me in the moonlight 

On valentine's day, when you and your Everything meet up and you spend time together, and the feeling of pure joy overwhelmes your body. Just seeing their smile makes you the happiest person on earth and this sentence describes everything you would to for them. Midnight is the enchantment hour when everything is possible and magic happens, dancing is the emotion and feelings you share and moonlight is the light to your future :)

"meet May at midnight and dance with me in the moonlight" it read.

meet May at midnight and dance with me in the moonlight by Dia ;) February 13, 2021