Midge

Short for midget (ironic I know)

“Holy cow! Look at that big dicked midge!”
“He’s like a tripod!”

by BigDickedMidge July 22, 2020

Midge

A midge is a shortened version of a typical homosapian. They are female and awesome in nature. Particularly, they have the best laugh in the world. They are also known as the pixie queen of gigglers. They really like boats. They like to live dangerously, and do not allow their shortness to limit their tall adventures.

Man, that midge is on fire.

by Wwled September 7, 2016

midge

an adjective used to describe something that is smaller than the normal version of it (related to the word midget)

"are cigarettes midge cigars, or are cigars giant cigarettes?"

by pponchy July 6, 2018

Midge

Someone that has blue hair and wants to play on swing sets 24/7. The word "idge" can be in many different words meaning small or has blue hair. So basically the M just means likes to play on swing sets but midge is the mostly the word.

I am a midge becasue i love to play on swing sets wahoo!! but i dont have blue hair.

by Midge the 1st April 23, 2005

Midge Champ

A term used to describe somebody so outrageously small, they have been crowned champion.

Oh, Lewis? He's so small that he's practically a Midge Champ!

by Patrick_Sponge June 8, 2022