A city in upstate New York where the drugs are heavy, the gangs are big, and the schools consist of both. You really only get to know those 18-25 year old guys who spend their time selling e-bombs and smoking out of the bong they just got from Rock Fantasy. Most don't have all their teeth and others have noticeable types of stds. Sometimes they leave their designated smoking area to ride their skateboards to Citgo to start some fights or get a dutch. Most people are referred to as "bro" and everyone has a ridiculous nickname that has nothing to do with anything. There are various houses around Middletown that house two to three guys and are supported by the funds of their parents. Usually, this house is used to keep other out of trouble and is always open to smoke a blunt or play some beer pong on the kitchen table at two in the afternoon. Other events in Middletown include : Going to the mall, buying some crack... in the mall, smoking this crack, having sex in closets, cheating on their girlfriends, playing twister, buying a carton of cigarettes, selling drugs, buying drugs, doing drugs, losing drugs, finding drugs, doing lines, going to McDonalds, buying a new piece at Rock Fantasy, etc.
Bro: Yo, bro wanna smoke a bong at route 6 house in Middletown New York when we're done selling these E-bombs?
Bro 2: Hell yeah yo, we haven't been there in over an hour.
Bro 2: Hell yeah yo, we haven't been there in over an hour.
by Jbugs October 12, 2009
“Bro u can’t say the n word, ur white”
“ I got the n slip”
That’s Middletown Middle School for u.
gfy.
“ I got the n slip”
That’s Middletown Middle School for u.
gfy.
by DisSoupLover February 9, 2019
A group of bad ass individuals who roam the streets of middle town with there auto mobiles, they most likely don't give a fuck and can down a bottle of vodka within 3 seconds they know how to handle a gun but rarely use it, they rather use there fists and a broken bottle of jack Daniels to teach a bitch whats up.
Danny- did you hear what happened to drew?
Anthony- no what?
Danny- he got mugged and shoved down a sewage drain with only 1 sock on his foot.
Anthony- damn "Middletown Rough Riders" rided another bitch.
Anthony- no what?
Danny- he got mugged and shoved down a sewage drain with only 1 sock on his foot.
Anthony- damn "Middletown Rough Riders" rided another bitch.
by The Game 2.0 November 4, 2011
White people but close together, the schools are dogshit but the kids happen to get good scores on tests. There's also a lot of farms for some reason and despite the people who live in the downtown area, its largely white supremacists. There's 3 or 4 Asian families at the time of writing and I think 2-4 black families. There's only 2 good places in Middletown and that's LDS and Memorial Park.
I want to kill myself or leave Middletown Maryland
by Howlhusky December 3, 2020
A great place to grow up..but once you get into high school your bored as shit and u want to move. Its between Jamestown and Portsmouth hence the name Middletown. During the summer its full of tourists...which everyone there hates. Hot summers and freezing winters. Its probably the smallest town in the smallest state. Know ones heard of it unless they live or have lived there.
by my.ears.love.music December 11, 2010
On of the two public high schools in Middletown, NJ. Some of the things that stand out about this school are the crazy teachers, stupid rules, unsuccessful sports teams. The cafeteria is over crowded, noisy and everyone cuts you on the line witch causes you to wait like an hour just to get a friggin chicken wrap for $2.10. The security guards lock you out of the school if you are one minute late causing you to walk all the way to the front of the school even in the freezing rain just to get into the building so you can sign in late and get a pink slip that causes you to just be even more late to class. If you get to class a few minutes late and the teachers sign you in (not late), they get a huge amount of trouble. They even went out of their way to install security cameras just to catch students who are late to class. Oh, and the security guards seem to be friends with all the trouble makers in the school. (they help them smoke, even though it is prohibited by law on school grounds)
The population mainly consists of wiggers, guidos, skater punks, stoners, and knuckle draggers. There is however, a small population of normal students. The hallways are flooded with kids, who push and shove, curse, yell, body slam their friends, etc. It takes like 5 minutes just to get down like one friggin hallway.
The cheerleaders are terrible, so is our football team. The only good team we have is the bowling team.
Gym class consists of almost a half hour to get changed, stand around, sit, wait, do nothing while we listen to instructions, stretch, walk around, and mabey 15 mins of actual physical activity.
There are many psycho teachers. My English teacher told me that if the he drove by in his car and saw the school on fire, he would empty his gas tank and throw it on the fire.(true story)
Well, i guess you get the idea. I don't quite know what it is that makes this school so bad. It has to be a combination of things.
The population mainly consists of wiggers, guidos, skater punks, stoners, and knuckle draggers. There is however, a small population of normal students. The hallways are flooded with kids, who push and shove, curse, yell, body slam their friends, etc. It takes like 5 minutes just to get down like one friggin hallway.
The cheerleaders are terrible, so is our football team. The only good team we have is the bowling team.
Gym class consists of almost a half hour to get changed, stand around, sit, wait, do nothing while we listen to instructions, stretch, walk around, and mabey 15 mins of actual physical activity.
There are many psycho teachers. My English teacher told me that if the he drove by in his car and saw the school on fire, he would empty his gas tank and throw it on the fire.(true story)
Well, i guess you get the idea. I don't quite know what it is that makes this school so bad. It has to be a combination of things.
Wigger1: "yo i heard you got arrested last night fa sellin weed"
Wigger2: "cha bra, the cops are so gay for doin their job"
Princial: "GIVE ME THAT WATER BOTTLE"
Wigger1: "WHY YO"
Principal: "YOUR SUSPENDED AND IM CALLING THE POLICE!!!!"
Student: (sighs)"Middletown High School North sucks."
Wigger2: "cha bra, the cops are so gay for doin their job"
Princial: "GIVE ME THAT WATER BOTTLE"
Wigger1: "WHY YO"
Principal: "YOUR SUSPENDED AND IM CALLING THE POLICE!!!!"
Student: (sighs)"Middletown High School North sucks."
by just some kid that goes to North February 14, 2008
Big joke, I'd rather have a ton of bricks fall on me then get up every morning and go to that dive. North blows. During class chaing you can go through the halls and talk to upwards of 1650 of the most idiotic individuals ever. In addition we have a ruler like hitler because our decrepit principal hurt herself during a fire drill, how I don't know, firedrills aren't serious anyway. The dude harasses all of the decent individuals rather then confronting real issues like crack heads that make our school a disgrace. Middletown North makes me want to puke, the stupid cameras only watch some hallways, so e slums of the 1300 hallway is completely unwatchable, except by some old security guard who is a huge joke to. He wears aviator sunglasses like he's in the FBI. The teachers are idiots too, sometimes they assign stupid projects and just grade you based on how much they like you! MHSN blows. Especially the gym classes where the teachers suck!
Administrative Nazi: You, don't do that! I'm the god of Middletown High School Northand you listen to me
Student: I'm just reading and walking...
Administrative Nazi: Referall for open defiance
Lowlife: yo! Who wants some dope?
Student: Aren't you gonna write him up?
Administrative Nazi: No, that's to much work! But you get another one because in Christ.
Student: I'm just reading and walking...
Administrative Nazi: Referall for open defiance
Lowlife: yo! Who wants some dope?
Student: Aren't you gonna write him up?
Administrative Nazi: No, that's to much work! But you get another one because in Christ.
by I<3 giants 1995 November 9, 2011