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A variation on the Alabama Hot Pocket, the Michigan Meat Tenderizer involves taking a dump into an obese woman's vagina much like the Alabama Hot Pocket. She then proceeds to ride the man's penis on top, probably hurting him. Once he cums, she takes it out and squeezes the penis as hard as she can.
Dude, Vida is disgusting, La'Queesha gave him a Michigan Meat Tenderizer last night and he loved it!
by The Log Jammer 2 April 16, 2010