A girl who is way too self-absorbed to notice anything going on around her, or care about other people. She is kind of a slut, but no one wants her skanky ass anyway. She also is way too ugly to be treating people the way she does. If you know her, watch your back, she is not to be trusted (especially if she is a gemini)! She may seem nice (at first) but she is the worst kind of person that you could have in your life. She is a toxic person, a horrendous romantic partner, and a complete bitch. She may say she loves everybody, but she's a complete bully. She is also a terrible friend and she makes everyone around her feel awful. P.S. she smells bad and her lips are always ashy.
Person 1: Oh God! Is that that heathen, Michaela?
Person 2: (trying not to breathe) I think so. I can smell her stank ass from here. She needs to take a shower!
Person 3: Are you guys talking about Michaela?
Person 1&2: Yup...
Person 1: Although... we really shouldn't be. We all know how much she loves attention.
Person 3: Yup! She is the worst... (under breath) with her ashy ass elbows.
Person 2: (laughing) Damn. That bitch needs soap, lotion, and Jesus.
Person 3: Don't forget chapstick! With her crusty, dusty, musty, always acting like she is the shit head ass.
Person 1: God Bless!
Person 2: (trying not to breathe) I think so. I can smell her stank ass from here. She needs to take a shower!
Person 3: Are you guys talking about Michaela?
Person 1&2: Yup...
Person 1: Although... we really shouldn't be. We all know how much she loves attention.
Person 3: Yup! She is the worst... (under breath) with her ashy ass elbows.
Person 2: (laughing) Damn. That bitch needs soap, lotion, and Jesus.
Person 3: Don't forget chapstick! With her crusty, dusty, musty, always acting like she is the shit head ass.
Person 1: God Bless!
by GodBless214 September 24, 2017
by AMAZINGGUYALERTYES August 3, 2011
Michaela was sort of the problem child of her family. She lost her virginity at a young age to her first boyfriend and since her early experiences with sex she discovered she enjoyed both men and women equally.
person 1: ew, look it's Michaela
person 2: what a slut. how old is she anyways?
person 1: only 13.
person 2: ...
person 2: what a slut. how old is she anyways?
person 1: only 13.
person 2: ...
by bhjfjuy August 3, 2010
by Judge he February 1, 2016
A teenage (or old lady) asian or philipine cat lady who likes to masterbate and pick her nose. She is ADDICTED to facebook and loves to read your messages. She is a GREAT secret keeper and a good friend despite the masterbating picking nose thing. Everyone loves a Michaela!
by jessie<3armybrat November 14, 2011
A truly quirky girl. Constantly posting on her private story about how quirky and random she is when she is doing the most basic task. Also loves the gym and is always on the grind for a six pack.
by notaquirkygirlwaaaa123# June 2, 2020
A girl from Holbrook Massachusetts, Usually found hanging out with the usual Alexis or Sarah, sometimes she can be found with Bonnie. She has only had one boyfriend, His name is Devyn Carroll Brown. He is a black male at the age of 14.
He was also her first and only kiss.
She has recently become famous for sucking Michael Reichart's legendary penis.
He was also her first and only kiss.
She has recently become famous for sucking Michael Reichart's legendary penis.
Michaela: I want to ride Michael like a pony!
Alexis: EW.
Michael: YES, can I eat out your large buttocks?!
Michaela: Of course j00 can.
Alexis: EW.
Alexis: EW.
Michael: YES, can I eat out your large buttocks?!
Michaela: Of course j00 can.
Alexis: EW.
by IRONMAN R.D July 31, 2009