Michael, oh Michael! If ever there was a creation grand enough to make God himself look down upon in envy it is Michael. What can be said about Michael that hasn’t already been said about Gandhi, Hitler and John Holmes! The man is a fucking legend in all rights! Hide your daughters hide your mothers and plug your assholes because when there is a Michael afoot you can bet your sweet ass something’s getting filled with prime brine and sweet servings.
by Mr M April 2, 2020
Michael is the most sexy person you will ever meet. He is the perfect guy. Understanding, absolutely jacked, kind, funny, and loves memes. When you ladies encounter a michael, you are immediately attracted to his erotic physique.
Look at Michael, that sexy fucker
by Olafmy Friendsrgay April 23, 2020
He can make you smile, laugh & make you so happy. He's so sweet & caring. He is a very ambitious person with a lot ahead of him. He doesn't think highly of himself when it comes to that, but anyone who knows him should know that he's capable of anything. As long as he puts his mind to it, he can pursue any goal & achieve it without any questions asked. He has so many qualities. He's so funny & will make your day. Did I mention that he has a beautiful voice? I wrote about his voice in one of my raps & said ; Every bar, every verse, a masterpeice in the making, the beuty of your voice leaves my body shaking.
He's got a big heart. He deseres to have someone that makes him that happiest person ever. He's smart & has a good head on his shoulders but yet, you can tell he has a freaky side. He isn't like anyone you know. He's different. He's Michael. He won't change for anyone. Their is no need to change because he's such a incredible person. He's real. You will love so many things about him. He's a bright, cute, intellegent, unexplainable person. In a good ass way. With so many talents. Singing, Basketball, who knows what else. He can do anything. He's worth so much more than he thinks. As you get to know him, he'll , mean the world to Space, to Mars & Back to you. You might even fall in love. I know I did. Love, KYLEE.<3
He's got a big heart. He deseres to have someone that makes him that happiest person ever. He's smart & has a good head on his shoulders but yet, you can tell he has a freaky side. He isn't like anyone you know. He's different. He's Michael. He won't change for anyone. Their is no need to change because he's such a incredible person. He's real. You will love so many things about him. He's a bright, cute, intellegent, unexplainable person. In a good ass way. With so many talents. Singing, Basketball, who knows what else. He can do anything. He's worth so much more than he thinks. As you get to know him, he'll , mean the world to Space, to Mars & Back to you. You might even fall in love. I know I did. Love, KYLEE.<3
by Kylee Brownn June 27, 2013
He's an amazing person, the first day you meet him will be one to remember. His smile will make you want to freeze time, his laugh will wake up the butterflies within you, his voice will melt every bone in your body, his presence will bring you peace, and his absence chaos. He's the person you will most definitely never get tired of. Now, aside from all that cheesiness, he's also very funny, he's a sore loser after losing at Uno, listen to "old music" which I love, and is deliberately the most honest and realest person I've ever met. He's got a surfer vibe going on, and he can brighten up your mood in a banana split second. He's a dork, but in a good way that'll make you smile, especially when you've been down or having a bad day. he's sporty, likes working out and would go the distance for someone he loves, I mean that literally..... I've never met another person like this, and I don't plan to keep looking.
"Is that-, did he- did he just walk all the way up here in this freezing cold?"
"yeah... that's Michael, and yes he did..."
"yeah... that's Michael, and yes he did..."
by i.Sp3ak.hturT February 20, 2019
Todd: “hello, who is this?”
Michael: “the names Michael, I’m a lady whisperer, I also own a pet chainsaw”
Michael: “the names Michael, I’m a lady whisperer, I also own a pet chainsaw”
by Cum faggot May 20, 2019
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