When someone you have never met before sells you terrible weed. And you get that look Michael Jordan had when he hit six threes in the first half againist The Portland Trail Blazers. After the last three hit by jordan he gave a look like i dont know what the fuck is going on.
Adam: Jim where did you get that stinky ass weed?
Jim: (Gives Michael Jordan Weed Look without response.)
Jim: (Gives Michael Jordan Weed Look without response.)
by The Juice 47 May 14, 2009
When you jerk off 3 times in a row, take a break to play baseball, then jerk off 3 more times in a row.
by Ben.Tramer95 June 18, 2016
White dude: Hey man can I pick up a dub?
*Hands 20 dollars
Plug: Thanks dude I threw you a Michael Jordan!
White guy: Sweet!
*Hands 20 dollars
Plug: Thanks dude I threw you a Michael Jordan!
White guy: Sweet!
by trut11 December 30, 2017
A condition caused when an athlete is made out to be a god by the public and press. The symptoms of MJS are the following behaviors;
A: An inflated ego that grows to the point of thinking that you are better than everyone else and forgetting when you had nothing to the point where you think that you shouldnt give tips to your limo drivers, taxi drivers, bartenders, waiters, waitresses, golf caddies, etc.
B: Putting your name on a crappy pair of shoes that cost 35 cents to make in a chinese slave labor factory and selling them for $200 a pair.
C: Modeling mens underpants knowing you are immune to the consequences of losing your macho reputation.
D: Growing a mustache that resembles the one Hitler had which is insulting to Holocaust victims because you know you can get away with it.
E: Cheating on your spouse and asking (former) friends like Nik Ritchie if you can sleep with their wives.
F: Thinking that you are above everyone else despite the fact that no matter how much fortune and fame you have, your selfish and egotistical actions only prove that you are worse than the people who you look down upon.
A: An inflated ego that grows to the point of thinking that you are better than everyone else and forgetting when you had nothing to the point where you think that you shouldnt give tips to your limo drivers, taxi drivers, bartenders, waiters, waitresses, golf caddies, etc.
B: Putting your name on a crappy pair of shoes that cost 35 cents to make in a chinese slave labor factory and selling them for $200 a pair.
C: Modeling mens underpants knowing you are immune to the consequences of losing your macho reputation.
D: Growing a mustache that resembles the one Hitler had which is insulting to Holocaust victims because you know you can get away with it.
E: Cheating on your spouse and asking (former) friends like Nik Ritchie if you can sleep with their wives.
F: Thinking that you are above everyone else despite the fact that no matter how much fortune and fame you have, your selfish and egotistical actions only prove that you are worse than the people who you look down upon.
Tonio-"Michael Jordan Syndrome is spreading like a disease, all these famous people act a fool jefe."
Hector-"Athletes and Celebs shouldnt make no more than 50k per year homes".
Hector-"Athletes and Celebs shouldnt make no more than 50k per year homes".
by truthtellernumber1001 May 31, 2014
Its michael jordans left shoe. there is no hidden meaning im just really bored so make me urban dictionary famous thanks
Timmy "hey bro look i got Michael Jordan's left shoe! i stole it all by myself!"
Tom " i think im gonna go now"
Timmy "You tell anyone about this and your mom will hear about all the porn you've been watching"
Tom " i think im gonna go now"
Timmy "You tell anyone about this and your mom will hear about all the porn you've been watching"
by KingofStuffedAnimals June 13, 2020
Originator of the Word: The Heretic Assassin
Meaning: A Dirty South New Orleans hood version of "Make Like a Banana and Split!" or "Make like a Tree and Leave" when somebody annoys you and you want them to part from your presence or when you are about to leave from someone's presence
Meaning: A Dirty South New Orleans hood version of "Make Like a Banana and Split!" or "Make like a Tree and Leave" when somebody annoys you and you want them to part from your presence or when you are about to leave from someone's presence
Man when I realized that this dumb ass dude wasn't gonna conceive what I tried to teach him, i simple told the nigga to Make Like Michael Jordan and Fade Away! And he departed from me.
by The Saint from The 4 February 21, 2011
by michaelbjordan’s#1fan May 3, 2019