| 1. | Michael Crichton'd | ||
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When an author gets revenge on someone they hate by inserting them into a book and making them a horrible person. Named after Michael Crichton, who put one of his critics into his next book and made him into a baby rapist with a small penis. In Crichton's defense, the critic was a toolbag. Laura: Hi, remember me? You used to mock me back in Junior High.
Gwen: Yeah, so what? Laura: I published a book and decided to feature you as a character. You have a mustache, saggy tits, and you're romantically interested in sheep. Gwen: Aw, shit! Laura: You've been Michael Crichton'd, bitch! |
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