First off, if you EVER see a Micayla you need to run, they have short tempers and will attack you with the catipillar on their lip in a second. It's actually better than most guys mustaches! They sound like a dying moose when they talk, so plug your ears. Also, they tend to look similar to a troll. Micaylas travel in herds of all kinds of species, including whores, sluts, bitches, shit-talkers, and fakes. Micaylas are also HUGE flirts. She may have a boyfriend, but she's always thinking about getting with someone else. Micaylas also have a unique way of walking, so you'll be able to spot them out easily. It kind of looks like someone shoved a stick up their ass and can't get it out. So if you ever see a Micayla, ask if they need help getting that stick out their ass and tell them to move on ;]
Micayla: Somone help me get this stick out my ass! I can't walk right! And can somone shave my lip?