He is well known for daily nudity and an unholy love of pizza and mr noodles. When he smokes cigarettes, he smokes du Maurier.
Many have called him a legend, but he considers himself a simple musician... who just happens to be profoundly good looking.
Guy Dressed Up As Micahl: Hey, wanna show me your tits?
Slutty Girl: FUCK YOU, Mike always smells like a man and smokes du Maurier. YOU SMELL LIKE A CHEAP HOOKER.
Guy Dressed Up As Mike: GODAMN.
Micahl: I'LL WRECK THAT, I'LL WRECK YOUR FACE.