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This is a mix between a MILF (Mom I'd Like to Fuck) and a skezzer (slut, whore, dirty bitch, ect.)
Kyle's mom is hot, but the bitch is a mezer on the real!!
by Shay Muny April 11, 2008
An orderform for a purchase contract with agreed upon terms of financial exchange and product exchange.
When someone wants to buy something or get something from me, then i put the mezer on the table, I write down what you want, we agree to terms, we sign the mezer, and progress is made.
by Joshua Lee Freeman November 19, 2006