Mexican Handshake

A strange form of masturbation involving squatting on the ground with flat feet with your knees held tighly to your chest. You arm must then go around one of your legs to reach the required organ.

Often done furiously and sometimes in public

I`m off to the park for a Mexican Handshake

by Call on me....call me...call on me... February 20, 2007

Mexican Handshake

Hand job + hot sauce = Mexican Handshake

It is customary to end an interview with a firm handshake. Note: a Mexican Handshake will severely reduce one's chances of landing the desired job. Unless the interviewer is into that sort of thing.

by Amateur Dentist December 18, 2009

mexican handshake

the act of greeting someone by grabbing and shaking one's croutch

After a long separation, Paco quickly greeted me with a mexican handshake.

by TiC_ToK September 27, 2004

Mexican Handshake

When the facial hair of the upper Lip touches the pubic hair above a penis during fellatio

Ben got a Pentakill in League of Legends last night, and Ronald congratulated him with a Mexican Handshake

by anonymous May 11, 2022