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Mexican Handshake 

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A strange form of masturbation involving squatting on the ground with flat feet with your knees held tighly to your chest. You arm must then go around one of your legs to reach the required organ.

Often done furiously and sometimes in public
I`m off to the park for a Mexican Handshake
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mexican handshake 

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the act of greeting someone by grabbing and shaking one's croutch
After a long separation, Paco quickly greeted me with a mexican handshake.
mexican handshake by TiC_ToK September 27, 2004

Mexican Handshake 

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It is customary to end an interview with a firm handshake. Note: a Mexican Handshake will severely reduce one's chances of landing the desired job. Unless the interviewer is into that sort of thing.
Mexican Handshake by Amateur Dentist December 18, 2009

Mexican Handshake 

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When the facial hair of the upper Lip touches the pubic hair above a penis during fellatio
Ben got a Pentakill in League of Legends last night, and Ronald congratulated him with a Mexican Handshake
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