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The scale used to determine the coolness of Mexicans, based on last name. 10: Rodriguez--coolest of the cool, BAMF 9: Moreno--very BA 8: Hernandez-- really awesome guy 7: Ramirez--pretty cool 6: Castillo--cool but not BAMFy at all 5: Flores--nice person 4: Mendoza--decent but not good 3: Castro--a bit asanine 2: Sanchez--semi-dumb, could be smelly 1: Gomez--what an idiot! If your last name is Rodriguez, congratulations!
Moreno's pretty cool. I'd hate to be Gomez! That dweeb. With the Mexican Name Scale, it's a lot easier for me to tell who's hot and who's not. |
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