Mendon, NY 

An upscale rural suburb of Rochester, NY featuring the 2,500 acre Mendon Ponds Park. Demographics are as follows: 50% deer, 40% people, and 10% horses. To reduce taxes, many people raise everything from llamas and alpacas to sheep and bison. One guy even has his own zoo. Mendon properties typically feature one or more of the following: horse stables, ponds, tennis courts, hiking trails, golf courses and game preserves. The town has a high concentration of entrepreneurs, gentlemen farmers, horse people, authors and global experts on obscure topics.

“People in Mendon, NY spend more per capita on their gardens than people almost anywhere else in the world do.” “Why is that?” “The Mendon deer have discerning palettes, ravenous appetites and strong sex drives.”

Mendon, NY by Lance777 April 28, 2011

Mendonesian

A resident of Mendocino county, Ca

Yes, officer, I'm a mendonesian, let me just open my trunk...

Mendonesian by sircasey February 14, 2009

Mendonky 

Someone who shows a great deal of skill while playing MMORPG's (massively mulitiplayer Online Role playing games) Generally Used as a Noun but can be used as an Adjective. Characteristics of a "Mendonky" are Quick progression within the Online Game, Consuming Large Amounts of Caffein and a Deficiency of sleep on a regular basis. Rare Cases Include the use of 13375P3AK (leetspeak) both verbally and written Or a confusion between the "Real world" and the "Virtual world"

"Oh My god, You're such a Mendonky"
"Hey man, Wanna Pull a Mendonky Tonight?"

Mendonky by Online_G4mer January 9, 2009

Mendon 

Formally a farming community. Currently a suburb of boston and worcester. Mendon was known as the mother town because it gave it's lands away to surrounding developing communities back in the day. Unfortunately the current residents of Mendon have abandoned their history and have destroyed many of their historic buildings; including the Taft family homestead and the original Henry P. Clough School. Shame on you town planning board!!!

Person 1: "I grew up in Mendon, Massachusetts."
Person 2: "I have no idea where that is."
Person 1: "Just south of Worcester off of 495."

Mendon by pei98 October 1, 2008

Mafalda Sofia Mendonça de Castro 

Mafalda is the best best friend one could ever have.
Mafalda is THE sweetestest and most caring-est in the world, and is always available for anyone who needs her.
Mafalda loves beagles and grão-de-bico. Although she smells of cocó, her kind-nature and pure heart make it worth it to stick with.
She is basically the portuguese Shakira and is widely known for her sass. DON'T MESS WITH THIS BIATX GURLL, SHE SLAYYY

Who runs the world?
Mafalda Sofia Mendonça de Castro, whenever, wherever.

Mafalda Sofia Mendonça de Castro by crisbeautzyabestfrend April 8, 2018

Mendon High School

A school led by a fat man who never leaves his office unless the donut man is in the parking lot.

Mendon has jelly-filled donuts and jolly squeezed out of the students.

Mendon High School by Go Vikings April 21, 2005

mudongo 

Someone who is weird and lacks style. Often someone who doesn't know how to have fun.

Jason is a mudongo for not liking K-pop.

mudongo by Originalkatre✌ December 14, 2021